i'm a junior.
meaning it's time to haul ass and think about my "future."
i'm not ready.
how do i know?
1. i have tons of homework that i need to start on.
2. i'm on facebook.
3. pantsuits scare me.
4. i'm studying "humanities."
5. ...i have no useful "talents."
6. i cried during The Graduate.
7. one morning, i woke up and found an unfamiliar toothbrush next to mine.
i found out it was my girlfriend's.
and panicked.**
8. i still think Jack Black is funny.
9. the biggest draw of having a baby is being able to dress it up like a little person.
10. i follow Dumbledore's teachings.
11. i get frustrated when i try to do arts and crafts.
12. i make weird, uncontrollable faces.
13. i make an ass of myself just to make people laugh.
14. i make inappropriate jokes/puns.
15. and laugh at them.
16. ...sometimes by myself.
17. i don't know how to flirt.
18. or talk to people, period.
19. i rely on facebook for most social cues/advice/communication.
20. when i "like" someone, i blush whenever they're nearby.
21. or say uncomfortable things.
22. or stare.
23. when i got an email that reminded me that i could graduate early, i got nauseous and almost cried.
24. Away from Her and On Golden Pond make me want to get cryogenically frozen.
25. i considered purposely failing one of my classes so i would have an excuse to stay an extra year.
26. i'm going to go to grad school to stall.
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i'm not ready.
**girlfriend, this was a momentary panic. really. it was silly. ...please don't let this be one of those things that you hold against me...
